On a scale of 0 to Mariah Carey, take the quiz and find out exactly how eXXXtra you are on a day-to-day basis. And no cheating, girl...
The thing that annoys you most on public transport:
a) Pub..lic.. trans...port?
b) The people. All of them breathing. Everywhere.
c) Eating noises. Just. Don’t.
d) School kids. UGH.
e) As long as it shows up, I’m ok.
It’s Friday and you’ve got a date with the couch. What do you order in?
a) Uber Eats? I don’t think so. My driver has Momofuku on speed dial.
b) Jimmy brings. ‘Cos there’s no such thing as a Friday in.
c) Burger with the lot and loaded fries from Chur Burger, dessert from Messina. What?
d) Oh no, only I may cook.
e) Prob Maccas.
Which diva demand to you relate to:
a) On tour Madonna must have a throne. At all times.
b) Queen Bey “allegedly” requires whilst on tour, all crew members have to wear 100 percent cotton and bathrooms must have new toilet seats and red toilet paper at every venue. (sorry… red??)
c) Jonathan Cheban of Kimmy K fame, whilst on the set of Big Brother demanded that he could order in food from restaurants Roka, Nobu, Zuma, and Mandarin Oriental.
d) In her good ol days, Christina Aguilera required a police escort to route her car through any potential traffic delays. No red lights for Xtina.
e) During an Adidas shoot in 2014, Selena Gomez reportedly banned the name “Justin” from being said on set.
Saturday - time for a photo with your best gal pals! What are you doing…
a) Front and centre. You must approve any and all images before they hit the social channels.
b) Making sure a certain someone knows what they're missing...
c) You have three angles you know work for you, maybe you have a "side".
d) Pulling a hilarious face and generally doing it for the 'gram
e) No photos please.
You’re meeting up with a friend for brunch. What are you wearing?
a) Faux fur, heels and maybe a sexy slip dress in case things get a little interesting
b) There's definitely some Gucci involved, most likely on your feet.
c) Whatever the 'it' girls seems to be favouring - you'll be snapping for Insta.
d) Your new sun dress and Supergas.
e) I did not wake up early enough for brunch.
Accurate description of your nails?
a) It's different every day. Your nail lady is also your therapist and you'll cry if she's not there.
b) Pointy, acrylic and dman sparkly. No other option.
c) Perfectly rounded square shape with a French manicure thank you very much.
d) Fire engine red, duh.
e) A little chewed...?
You see your ex in public. What do you DO.
a) Write a song about it - no, album. Release it the world on Superbowl Sunday.
b) Nothing throws shade like rolling up that car window.
c) You're already looking amazing, so all you gotta do is give him the "boy, bye" look.
d) Ignore, Ignore, Ignore.
e) Slowly back away... then make a run for it.
MOSTLY As: 100% AKA MARIAH CAREY
You will NOT be photographed in a lift (terrible lighting) your tea must be damn hot on your request and Kris Jenner is undeniably your fairy godmother. You do you, girl.
MOSTLY Bs: 80%: AKA RIHANNA
Life of the party. You’ll never turn up to anywhere looking less than perfect, and you’re not afraid to show a little skin - especially if it gets the cameras flashin’ and the people talking.
MOSTLY Cs: 60%: AKA CHER HOROWITZ
You’ve been known to say the following phrases, “UGH as if!” and “You try driving in platforms”. You like the finer things in life but when it all boils down, you just want a night in with your BB.
MOSTLY Ds: 40-50%: AKA BLAKE LIVELY
Your hair is always 100, you have (or aspire to have) the world’s most perfect partner (Ryan Reynolds), you don’t want know geezer up in your private business - but when it all comes down to it you’re more earth mother than Serena Vanderwoodsen (right?)
MOSTLY Es: 20%: KRISTEN STEWART
You’re a little awkward, mostly an introvert but you always know how to get what you want. IDGAF is probably the most used acronym in your text message history.